Car Alarms

The King drives me nuts…with our car alarm.
Also car alarms that go off for not reason that
I can see, it also nerve wracking…

Now, I understand, man invented that gadget.
Because they don’t like to ask directions,
so they surely don’t want to ask where they parked
their car, when they get to be middle age.
With the car beeping and lights flashing, they will be able
to find their car in a full parking lot..

How do I know this? Because I saw a 50ish man
walking up and down the rows of cars in the Wal-Mart,
with his keys in his one hand and groceries in his arms.
Aiming his keys at different rows, looking for a beeping,
light flashing car. True story.