Nothing gets you out of bed faster than……

NOTHING.....  gets you out of bed faster than……  

Nothing gets you out of bed.. from a dead to the world sleep, 

like THE SOUND OF GAGGING.

You will have your eyes pop open, and your feet have already hit the floor before your brain actually knows where you are going..

Be it your kid… with you on a dead run to grab such kid and head to the toilet..

Or your dog that is in your bed.. or near it..  With you hitting the floor at a fast run with a grab like  catching a football in mid air..  running for the nearest door for outside.

And for me…  it is driving across a 4 lane highway.. getting to the ditch area in any freeway…..  because my daughter said…. MOM, MY STOMACH FEELS HOT..  

Yes, across a 4 lane highway…  stop at the ditch, jump out of the car and run to the other side,  open door, and grab that daughter out of the car.. (before seat belts, thankfully.)