Did Someone Let the Tourist Loose?

We have gone to town about 3 times in the
past 3 days… and I got to ask, did someone
let the tourist loose… if not where did all
these people come from?

Now only that, but I think all the Sunday drivers
are out as well…
We followed one guy whose head was like a swivel.
He was looking everywhere but in front of him.
And in order to do this well, I guess, he had to be
a slow driver as well. We were doing 30 in a 45 mph
zone.

Then there was the guy who has watched too much
NASCAR races, as when we were getting to the slower
part, he started to swerve back and forth across the
yellow lines. Enough where we were debating on his
sobriety.

I thought we had two more months of peace and quiet,
as we drove to town… before the tourist come and welocals find back road to get around them..