Oh, at least anyone listening to
us, would think that..
Either that or they would think
he was going to kill me.
This Labor Day weekend, we CHOSE
.. foolishly, to
clean out our little garage.. It has
needed it for years.
(now most wives have figure out
the title to this post)
We have a shelf above around 3
sides.. and a counter
on one and half sides . Back and
right half side.. and
then the back has a shelf below
and the floor. The
right side has a large opening
and two areas with doors.
The area with doors was easy, as
it as a crock in one.
And some big thingie majig tool
of his.. The large
opening is full of canning jars,
pressure cooker and etc.
So that was easy.
Now the rest should have been
easy, but that isn't the
way the King and I work. I was going to take the left
side, as it has the 3 closets
with house hold stuff. They
are between the freezer and the
extra refrigerator. I
didn't want him telling me what
to keep and what not
to keep. As he has the general
idea that to get rid of
everything.. Unless it is his ...
of course.
The right side was his car
stuff.. (all kinds of spray
cans, and etc.) His fishing stuff.. and that was a
short 5 foot area. I could care
less what he kept and
didn't. The back area was his to do as it had everything.
The counter has become a catch
all. There is a vise and
a sander thingie attached to the
work bench.. but they
have not been seen in quite some
time. There is bags..
lots of small bags .. which hold
different screws of different
sizes, that he has bought because
he couldn't find the last
bag or it is a different size..
then there is lots of bags of
nails.. same reason.. Then there
is bags of just stuff.. There
is assortment of tools.. I try to
hang up the tools when I use
them, as he is a real stickler
for putting tools back. Mostly
when it had to do with the kids
or I. His putting them back
is a crap shoot. Near by is good enoug.. Anyway this pile
was, without exaggerating 18
inches to 2 feet tall.
The work bench is 20 feet long.
Then there is the shelf
below.. with so many different
colors of spray cans of paint.
And quart size and half gallon
sizes of paint. There is a box of
plumbing stuff, that I put there
8 years ago, when my
grandson and I clean this whole
garage out and transferred
two wagon loads to his garage.
(he was not happy)
We did this while he went hunting
for a week. On the very
top, is totes that he and I did
after our kitchen remodel.
There is 3 boxes of paint stuff.
Tarps, brushes enough to
paint the Gold Gate Bridge,
sticks for stirring, something
that you hold on the edge so you
don't get paint on the other
side.. 3 of those. Rollers of
different sizes.
and all that good stuff.. There
is the electric tote, with everything
to do with electric... switch
covers, plug ins, caps, screws, and
etc. And then the last one has
wiring.. for telephones, television,
stereo's and etc. ... That is one
side. The other side has hunting,
camping, fishing and etc. I don't
go there.. And along the side,
the right top is suitcases,
electric cooler, sleeping blankets, etc.
And the extra large double hooks hangs 18.. yes folks, 18
different
fishing poles and their
reels. There is the lake poles, the
ocean
poles, and the shore line
poles... didn't see my favorite though..
fly fishing pole.. wonder where
they went to.
So there we are.. sorting ..
throwing in the middle of the
garage, taking outside along side
the garage for next weeks
yard sale.(well, one of us
was)..and what to keep.
Now I am taking it out to a table
and sorting,
he is throwing in the middle of
the floor, all the way down to
the door.
He had gone to get some boxes so
he could box up stuff. Not
sure to keep or not.. But when he
couldn't find one of the bigger
ones, and wanted to know where it
went. (there were 3). I told
him, I used one.. He had a tizzy
fit. Yelling, I got those for me
to use for certain things.. Not happy, but went and dumped
them out and gave him the boxes..
in not the most Christian
language.. Something in the line of being selfish over
stupid
boxes. And maybe worse.. He
answered in kind. And ranted
when he couldn't find his broom..
and where did I put it.
Ranted about where did he place
some of his stuff and what
did I do with it.. AND THEN he said.. well, are you going
to apologized ? I laughed..
All I can tell you is we have a
fences around our place.. and we
were in our garage.. but if the
neighbors had been home,
they would have thought we were
going to kill each other.
And lo and behold, when I clean
up the middle, where he
was throwing things.. THERE, IN
THE MIDST OF IT ALL..
was HIS other box he had a fit
over. With a sheepish look
he said.. Oh, well, I guess you
can use these... Told him
I wasn't touching his stinking
box, even if it was gold..
We started at 7:30am.. and by 2
pm.. we were done. The
garage looks nice, the yard sale
stuff is piled for next week...
and he took a load to the dump...
AND I DIDN'T KILL HIM.