Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Men Logic...Women Logic

Men can watch TV thru their eyelids.
They are not asleep, just resting their
eyes.
Don't believe me.. change the channel

Women watch TV as they go thru
the living room doing the laundry,
or sitting reading a book, or any
other thing that needs to be done.

Men don't need directions. They
just go with how the sun is in the
sky. It is a weakness that man
doesn't know where he is going.
So he isn't about to ask.

Women will ask. But they also
remember what store, gas station
and etc. were on each corner they
turn, so they can find their way
back.


Men know they can get from A
to B in any kind of weather. If
they have a 4 wheel drive.

Women know if they turn up
the volume on their radio's
they won't slide off the radio
and can drive anywhere.

Single men logic is, if
you turn your underwear
inside out, you get an
extra 2 days out of them.

Women want her
family to change their
underwear everyday.
In case they end
up in the hospital.

Men give directions to
a man, by where there was
a special car in the yard.

Women give directions by
where there was a yard
sale and what they were
selling.

One of the most baffling
thing about men,to me is......
The King will fall asleep
in his chair while watching
TV, with the sound at it's
usual full bore. Sleep up to
an hour or two. Oh, I forgot
this is resting his eyes. See
above.
But when he goes to bed, he
will turn on the TV, set the off
button for 60 minutes. Falls
asleep. Sleep thru the volume
that is medium, that he set.
I come in 90 minutes later.
I turn on the TV and set the
volume half of what he had.
And then he wakes, and says...
Do you really need the TV on?
I can't sleep with it on.
One answer was the
light from the tv... but it is
the same light that he
fell asleep with..

Now, Guys, what is up
with that?

3 comments:

Toni said...

You know, Cis, it's a GUY THING!

We will never ever understand it, we are programmed differently. (good thing, too) We just must be patient and understanding of "it's a guy thing"; can't live with em; can't live without em.....

maureen said...

I AGREES WITH TONI ABOUT THE "GUY THING".
I THINK RAY JUST USES THE TV FOR A NIGHT NIGHT.
SAME WITH THE CHANNEL CHANGER THING. FOR A SMART MAN HE HAS TO BE ONE OF THE SLOWEST READERS IN THE WORLD.... IT TAKES HIM FOREVER TO READ GUIDE AND THE INFO ON THE TV SCREEN......
MEN!!!!!!!!!!!.I THINK HE'S JUST TRYING MY PATIENCE HEH HEH HEH...
LOVE,
MAUREEN
PS.. I ADDED SOMETHING TO SHELLEY'S PAGE AND HOPEFULLY WILL ADD NEW PICTURES OF HER GRANDBABIES SOON TOO. ALSO I HAVE A GREAT PIC OF YOU AT THANKSGIVING. I'LL SEND YOU ONE...

Word Tosser said...

You are right, gals... and I wouldn't want to change them... just sometimes I like to understand their thinking. I know Men are from Mars, Women are from Vensus...
Thanks, Maureen, I will look forward to the pictures.