Why it Takes Women So Long to Dress

How many dresses does a woman
go thru before the final dress she
walks out the door? And the reason
why it is more than one.


1. the blouse isn't the color
you liked yesterday when
you picked out this outfit.
2. Now the skirt doesn't
match the new blouse you
picked.
3. the shoes don't match
the outfit. So change
the blouse again.
4. repeat 2.
5. The dress looks
better.
6. You are heading
out the door, notice
a string. And before you
think, you have pulled
string which makes a
seam open in front.
7. pull off dress, throw
that in the pile, of
blouses, skirts,
dress, and shoes.
8. Put on pants
and blouse and
sneakers.


Now you are comfortable.
Look back at the
pile on the bed.. Shut
the door, with the idea
you will put them all
away when you get back.

But you know you will
pile them on top of the
exercise machine, because
you will be too tired, and will
put them away tomorrow