Some people have too much time on their hands

Watched Good Morning America this morning.
Learn that they are doing make overs...
Little red paint here, and there on the limbs.
And the male thinks he is hot stuff...and so
does his lady friends....

Now you are thinking about what male would
stand to having red paint put on himself and
why would he think he was hot stuff and his
lady friends too... well it is the robin. Yes, folks
some one with way too much time on their
hands thought this up. And the male robin,
with non toxic red paint on the tips of his
wings... thinks he is one macho guy... and
his females thinks so...

Please tell me that my tax money did not
go into this experiment.