Who's got the door??

As we head towards Spring, and the
furniture starts to spin in the rooms.
I wonder in the bedroom, who has the
door?

Be it Spring cleaning with the changes
or turning of the bed to a different direction.
or staying at a friend's house..Who has the door?

And then there is the motel, where
sometimes it is hard to tell who has
the door.

To make sense of all of this.. the
question of who has the door...
When you go to bed, who sleeps
near the door? And does that change
if you go to a friend's house. Is it
important to be on the door side or
is it left or right of the bed to sleep.

Or even West or East or South or
North? Which side do you claim?