Yesterday,
my sweet King and I were watching a television
show
when there was a huge BOOM... .. it came out with
WHAT
THE HELL WAS THAT? from my sweet man's mouth.
I
jumped up first, as I had kind of an inkling of what was
up...
He came into the kitchen, and saw me holding the
mop,
in a fit of laughter... You know when you know you
screwed
up, but it is soooooooooooooooo funny?
Well,
that
was me.. an almost pee my pants laughter.
When
he saw the mess, he was not amused.. but I still
was.. The man has no sense of humor, some times.
Let
me start at the beginning... We all
know that you
can
NOT cook an egg in the micro wave. We
know this..
and
believe it or not, I know it and it is NOT by personal
experience. I have read it several times and I believed
them
very
well... So I KNOW you don't cook an egg in the micro.
So
what possessed me to put 3 eggs in a bowl full of water?
Well,
I thought.. (I know some will question my sanity) but
I
thought... if you put it in a very large bowl, and fill it up
almost
to the top with water, and put the eggs in.. that the
eggs
would cook and not explode. And I got
away with it...
the
first 6 minutes.. After testing the one egg, and saw it was runny,
I
decide to go for 6 more minutes and then I did 6 more.
And
I almost got away with it. But 1:15
minutes left
to
go... BOOM... the door blew open.. And OH, MY.
And
that is when the laughter started.
But
the King wasn't laughing.. he said, "you know...
you
give Betty Crocker a bad name.". I
don't know
why
he was so upset.. after all ... he didn't have to clean
it
up. And 15 minutes later I had it all
taken care of...
just
hoping it doesn't have an egg smell when I go to
use
it again.
After
I got it cleaned up, he said.. "you know.. living
with
you.. well, you know"... (as he trailed off in
thought).
Next time I experiment.. I will make
sure
he isn't home.
I didn't think to take a picture of the floor before I cleaned it
up..(had to clean it up first to be able to get to the micro)...it was
about 4 foot by 4 foot section... also did you know the
projectile of an egg behind a closed door that blows
open, is 8 feet..? that is where I found one of the egg shells.
1 comment:
Laughing here, remembering a memory from WWII. Mom canned some green beans in a "new and modern" way - in the oven. You prepared the jars as usual and then placed them in the oven overnight. Summer and the heat had me sleeping in the basement. We heard a loud boom and then a crash. My dad and I met in the kitchen where the oven door was on the floor and glass and green beans were every where. I don't remember how many jars she had in there but luckily only one exploded.
To make it worse, she had just painted the kitchen and beans were stuck to the walls and ceiling.
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